ricevo da un mio amico, che aspirerebbe a diventare cazzaro(non trattatelo troppo male adesso stà lavorando a dubai e quindi..),
e volentieri pubblico:
Some guys are desperate for help .
Dear (IT) Technical Support:
I am desperate for some help.
I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.
In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialisation where it monitors all other
system activity.
Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate
Saturday Rugby 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs
instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst
attempting to run any of my favourite applications. I am thinking
about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on
this program.
Can you please help.
Joe
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Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its
creator to run everything.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert
back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and
it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files
from the system once installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under
alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run
the C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the
*Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of
times but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to
normal.
Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very
rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional
software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0.
Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt
version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and
the system will almost certainly crash.
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aiutiamolo
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